Mom took me to feed the ducks at the pond!
I love watching the ducks and saying quack, quack! But why do I have to feed them?! I love bread, so shouldn't I just keep it for myself? I think those ducks are just fine without it. Besides, as we all know, mom doesn't feed me too much anyway!
Don't worry everyone! I figured out a simple solution to this madness. While mom is trying to be cute and feed the ducks, I'll just pretend. Oh, look! Mom...my bread is all gone! I think I need more!
Awwww, dangit!! Do you think she saw me?