Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Note To Self....

These are either some random thoughts that go through my head, or things that should be in my head to begin with. Brace yourself. My head is filled with RANDOM!


NOTE TO SELF...




  1. It is really hard to spray tan yourself. I was soo excited about my new machine that I thought I would give a whirl. I look like I have a skin disease in certain spots.


  2. Make sure I check said spray tan area before I venture out. In public. With shorts on.


  3. Be sure to put towels down in the bathroom! Hello!


  4. Don't try to machine wash my comforter. Especially right before I go to bed. I will be stuck with a cold, wet comforter, and wonder why I can't stay warm.


  5. The cold wet comforter will take off some of my spray tan. On white sheets.


  6. I will also be left with a hole in comforter.


  7. There are dry cleaners on every street.


  8. Be sure to clean the floors after I brush the dog. Do I really want extra work?


  9. I'm not necessarily sad that Oprah is ending her show. I'm sad because damn, it makes me feel old.


  10. When my strapless bra is down passed my ribs, it's time for a new one. Face it, they aren't getting any bigger.


  11. My toddler isn't big enough to take out the stinky diapers. Sorry.


  12. Don't ask for a babysitter unless I really mean it. They get upset when I cancel. Not cool.


  13. The day that Davis stops waving at cars will be a very sad day! It's the cutest thing ever.


  14. Davis waved at a car though, with people smoking a joint in it. "No, no Davis. We don't wave at THOSE cars!"

Have a great RANDOM day, everyone!

1 comment:

Nessa said...

This is so hilarious!